It’s just too exciting. Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens is almost upon us, and it got me thinking. What if Darth Vader was a Mission President? How would that look? So scroll and enjoy Darth Vader and a Mission President.

(It’s just meant to be a bit of fun)

 

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He’d always wake up at precisely 6:30.

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And start the day with a hot chocolate and an ensign.

 

 

His missionary force would be well organised…

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and he’d want results.

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He’d always be pushing for baptisms.

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…and never take no for an answer.

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He’d regularly arrive unexpected….

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…and ensure things were running on time.

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He’d never loose a missionary…

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and get so tired of explaining the importance of staying with your companion that…

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He’d have to reprove with sharpness…

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But then he’d always show an increase of love.

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He’d know how to pick mission leaders…

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but they’d need to have strong testimonies…

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and follow him anywhere.

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He’d know when missionaries are being disobedient…

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and how to deal with inappropriate relationships.

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But unfortunately he’d probably not make the three years…

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…as I don’t think the mission home would survive.

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THE END

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One Response

  1. mulrich1@aol.com'
    Mike

    This just needs one little addition. After “and how to deal with inappropriate relationships” we need to see Han frozen in carbonite.

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